Morgan, 20, New Zealand <3
I hate when guys are like “oh you’re not one of those girls that’s going to order a salad for dinner are you?”
MAYBE I AM. MAYBE I FUCKING LIKE SALADS. HAVE YOU EVEN TASTED RASPBERRY VINAIGRETTE.
Fun shark attack facts: In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.
Conclusions: Humans are assholes.
Sharks are not assholes.
Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw
i havent slept in three days
if u can do liquid eyeliner u can do anything
you kids these days with your rapidly growing concern for the state of the world and your knowledge of important issues at increasingly younger ages despite having been told your opinions don’t matter by the adults who put you in these situations
When he flips out his shirt in the second gif it looks like Benedryl Lumberjack’s face.
being 20+ on tumblr